I don't have any biological children at this point. But I do have 125 students and feel like they count for something, right?
The other day in class, a very eager young man who NEEDS A BELT was at the board doing a problem in front of the class. As he's working, he's getting lower and lower on the board. Yes, he needs to bend over to get closer to the bottom of the board. You can guess what is happening to his pants.
Another student in the class decides to inform our friend about the situation by saying, "Your trousers are descending."
Did you really just say that? Oh my word, couldn't help but burst out laughing. Love my kids.